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A reporter asks George W Bush if he's dyslexic
George W Bush " No , I eat three square meals a day" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
George W Bush "I Think anyone who dosen't think I'm smart enough to handle this job is underestimating"
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George W Bush "Education is my top priorty, however education is not my top priorty"
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George W Bush " The American people's expectations are that we will fail, Our mission is to exceed their expectations"
Ok George thats enough from you, let somebody else say something.
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From the court room. Lawyer- Doctor, before you performed the autopsy , did you check for a pulse?
Witness- No
Lawyer- Did you check for blood pressure
Witness- No
Lawyer- Did you check for breathing?
Witness - No
Lawyer- So is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness- No
Lawyer- How can you be so sure Doctor
Witness- Because his brain was in a jar sitting on my desk
Lawyer- But could the patient still have been alive, nevertheless?
Witness- It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Question. Do you recall what time you examined the body
Answer: The autopsy started around 8.30pm
Question: And Mr Potter was dead at the time?
Answer: No he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy
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Oh George your too funny ....... tell us some more......
George W Bush addresses American teachers on NBC
"First I'd like spank all the teachers"
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George Bush's aide said to Tony Blair at a meeting about the decline in the French economy.
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for "entrepreneur"
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Accident report : " I suddenly saw the old guy in the road, after swerving several times I hit him with my car"
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